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Get Paid To Make People Laugh!

John Cantu considered himself fortunate to have had the opportunity to help launch the comedy careers of many people.

He tried many times to create a profile of the person most likely to succeed as a humorist and failed many times. There seems to be no consistent pattern.

However, there is one difference between the pros and the rest. Pros made a choice to start to take the steps that would free the comedic creatively in them.

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Get Paid to Make People Laugh

An Interview with
legendary comedy coach John Cantu
For speakers (and comedians too. See true story below!)


Whether you can tell a joke or not, you CAN earn money with humor - even during tough times. You could earn an extra $700 to $7,000 a month.

Mabye you just want to learn how to be funnier for social reasons - this EBook can help you there as well.

But for those of you who desire make money or to gain a competitive edge don't pass up the advantage you'll get by using humor.

In this EBook, John Cantu shares his unique, never-before-revealed, fail- safe approach.

You'll discover...

  • A step-by-step, safe, fun process to go from "gags to riches."
  • How attorneys, CPA's, chiropractors and other professionals can use humor to easily get great new clients... guaranteed.
  • What talents and skills do you need to be successful (the answer is sure to surprise you!).
  • How to be funny without looking, sounding or feeling foolish.
  • What's your mirth worth?
  • Marketing yourself if you're shy... or not!
  • Making money even when you speak for free.
  • When should you raise your prices?
  • And much, much more!

How?

Legendary humor coach John Cantu uncovers for your benefit the never-before-revealed -- and fail-safe -- approaches Cantu has used with his clients over the past 30 years.

As the former owner of the celebrated San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo, John Cantu showcased Robin Williams, Paula Poundstone, Kevin Meany, Rob Schneider, Dana Carvey, and dozens more nationally known comics helping them get the experience to get their first break.

The result of this interview is a best selling e-book (in PDF format) called Getting Paid to Make People Laugh (Without Being a Comedian or a Clown): The Fun, Fail-Safe Approach to Earning an Extra $700 to $7,000 a Month With Humor -- Even During Tough Times.





Get Paid To Make People Laugh!

This book contains everything Cantu wishes he had known when he started out 30 years ago!

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Packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising information on how to make money being funny. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old, tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And no specialized skills are required. You don't even need to be good at telling jokes.

Cantu says: "If you are able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!"

Just joking
-- and make money doing it!

Best of all, Cantu shows you exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook. It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and methods... guaranteed to work for you.

You'll learn exactly what to do... and what not to do.

Here's the Punch Line...

This book gives you everything you need to hit the ground running and start making money with humor right away.

Now imagine this: It's 6 months from today (or a lot sooner), and you're earning an extra $700 to $7,000 a month. You're having a lot more fun -- and it's taking less effort -- than you ever expected. In fact, you're having a blast! Your financial worries are disappearing. You're able to purchase the "extras" you and your family couldn't afford before. You're feeling much more secure and confident -- and less at the whim of other people.

And, you've become funnier in social and business situations as well -- a truly wonderful bonus!

This is precisely what you'll gain from this book. In a very real way, Getting Paid to Make People Laugh (Without Being a Comedian or a Clown): The Fun, Fail-Safe Approach to Earning an Extra $700 to $7,000 a Month With Humor -- Even During Tough Times will change your life.

You'll also get these two
special bonus reports included - absolutely FREE!

Seven Secrets Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor.
Every profession has its own closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And in this step by step report, Cantu shares seven of those humor tips and techniques that professional "funny folk" use to make you laugh out loud.

Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor.
There are over two dozen ways you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it. In this concise report, Cantu gives you that extra edge you've been looking for to make people laugh.

Here's How You Get Started

I think you'll agree this is a tremendous bargain at only $19.95! We could easily have charged several times this price, but we wanted to make it available to anyone who is seriously interested in making money with humor.

This book comes with...

Our "Ironclad, Unconditional, Nothing to Lose" Guarantee

Our guarantee is simple: If, for any reason, you aren't thrilled with your ebook and don't feel it's worth many, many times what you paid for it, simply let us know within 30 days and we'll refund 100% of your money. No questions asked. No hassles. You're the sole judge.

The truth is you won't want to ask for a refund. Because once you start using these ingenious techniques, start having fun making money, and see the money you're actually earning, you won't want to give up your ebook for anything.

Act Now!

Don't wait. Order your copy right now. Getting Paid to Make People Laugh (Without Being a Comedian or a Clown): The Fun, Fail-Safe Approach to Earning an Extra $700 to $7,000 a Month With Humor -- Even During Tough Times is in Adobe Acrobat PDF format and will be emailed to you.

You'll be so glad you did -- you'll get everything you need to start earning money, have a blast, and become funnier!

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John Cantu & Gang


Here's a story John told many times about a speaker and a comedian talking about making money with humor.


"A couple of years ago, a comedian friend of mine, who I'll call Jim, was booked at the Bohemian Grove, located on Russian River a couple of hour's drive north of San Francisco. (The Bohemian Grove is where big mucky mucks go to play. The Bohemian Grove is owned by the Bohemian Club. The membership list has included every Republican U.S. president (as well as some Democrats) since 1923, many cabinet officials, and directors & CEO's of large corporations.)

"Jim is comedian headliner who has been on network television more than a dozen times and has opened for Willie Nelson. He was booked to provide entertainment one weekend as a comedian at $700 a performance. He noticed another person on the schedule billed as a "humorist." The other person, as it turned out, was a speaker colleague of mine, who I will call Terry.

"Jim struck up a conversation with Terry. They hit it off and hung out together the rest of the weekend. On the last night they were booked, Jim asked the question he had been dying to ask, "Terry, what's the difference between a comedian and humorist?"

"And Terry replied "About $15k a booking."

"I know Terry does over 100 engagements a year. You do the math.




ARE YOU A COMEDY DROP-OUT?


Did you quit performing because you dislike: trying to make drunks laugh; breathing air in dingy, smoke filled venues; driving 50 miles for 50 bucks.

Maybe you should be a public speaker. If you want sober laughers; well lit, smoke-free venues and the opportunity to earn $500+ per engagement maybe you should be a humorist in on the public speaking circuit.



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"To John Cantu, the unsung guru of comedy."

The dedication of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Boardroom: Using Humor in Business Speaking" by Michael Iapoce

"I started my career in the humor speaking business in a Cantu workshop. I still consult with him for advice today.

Malcolm Kushner
author, "The Light Touch: How to Use Humor for Business Success" and "Public Speaking For Dummies"

"John Cantu simply the best humor coach there is."

Patricia Fripp, CSP, CPAE, past president National Speaker Association-US.

"Using your ideas helped me "close" many more sales and develop a better relationship with my customers.

I found that I could see the decision maker more readily, and communicate sensitive topics with greater ease (such as contentious customer service issues.)

Later, as I started speaking professionally full time, I have consciously used your concepts to gain and maintain audience interest. People learn and listen when it's fun!

Your insight into communication is valuable for everyone who wants to improve their talking skills.


Peter Moritz, corporate consulting, motivational presentations, and personal coaching.

"Most books or articles that I've read on incorporating humor say something like "Look around for funny situations." What I feel is fantastic is the instruction -- the how to's, the techniques, the analysis, the skill building...specific how to's for those of us who really, really, really have to work on being humorous."


Ida Shessel
(Toronto, Canada)
Ida Shessel -- a dynamic interactive facilitator creating positive results focused on your business needs, located in the Toronto area

"I loved John. He was so gifted, and he really helped build comedy and comedians in San Francisco."

Comedian Michael Pritchard

"Cantu was larger than life."

Comedian Will Durst


John Cantu legendary comedy coach

For over 20 years John Cantu coached San Francisco Bay Area comedians and public speakers on effective communication skills that consistently generate laughs from audiences.


Now you can learn his exclusive performance secrets for both public speakers and comedians.


John Cantu legendary comedy coach

Just set aside time to learn from this best selling Ebook and you can learn the same how-to-skills that gave Cantu's students the confidence to get on stage and start their careers.


John Cantu - coaching the Improv Group Too Many Larrys

John Cantu has had a varied humor career. He's written material performed by The Smothers Brothers, Joan Rivers, Kevin Meany and others.

He's been an advertising copy writer for both print and radio clients; He even co-wrote wrote the "All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From StarTrek" poster for Portal Publications.

It was while he was a cartoon writer creating ideas for "Ziggy", "Marmaduke", "Trudy" and other syndicated cartoons that he began producing San Francisco comedy club shows.



John Cantu


Cantu was the owner/producer of the legendary San Francisco comedy Holy City Zoo when many nationally known comics started or developed there, including the likes of Robin Williams, Paula Poundstone, Rob Schneider, Dana Carvey, Jerry Seinfeld, and many many others.


While working with these top notch comics, Cantu learned specific techniques for creating and delivering humor which he used in the late seventies, when he began teaching comedy writing and comedy performing.


As a humor coach he has worked with many professional non-comedian communicators including Malcolm Kushner, author of The Light Touch and Public Speaking for Dummies, and Michael Iapoce, author of A Funny Thing Happened on The Way To The Boardroom.


In the mid-eighties, he began working with Patricia Fripp, past president of the National Speakers Association, to help her increase the effectiveness of her humor in her presentations.


It was Patricia Fripp who made Cantu aware that his unique understanding of effective presentation skills, gleaned from years of working with some of the country's top entertainers, could be also utilized by business people who weren't professional speakers but who had to sometimes give presentations and who wanted to avoid being dull.



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