How Not to BORE Your Audience to Death!

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Don't Bore Your Audience to Death!

How Not To BORE Your Audience
To Death!

John Cantu considered himself fortunate to have had the opportunity to help launch the comedy careers of many people.

He tried many times to create a profile of the person most likely to succeed as a humorist and failed many times. There seems to be no consistent pattern.

However, there is one difference between the pros and the rest. Pros made a choice to start to take the steps that would free the comedic creatively in them.

Now you can learn Cantu's exclusive performance secrets for public speakers, comedians and business people who aren't professional speakers but who have to sometimes give presentations and who want to avoid being dull. What are YOU waiting for?


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How Not to BORE Your Audience
to Death!

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"The audience will forgive you anything - except being boring"

--John Cantu


You can forget someone’s name. You can forget what you want to say. You can forget a prop. You can leave some material out. You can put material in you didn’t mean to. You can mispronounce words.... You can do all these things and still give a well received talk. But the one thing you can’t do is be boring.

There are one of two ways you can learn how not to bore your audience.

You can give painful speech after pain speech, each time analyzing what you did wrong and try to figure out how to do it right.

OR

You can let John Cantu show you how to make your material connect, your voice reach and your body electrify an audience.


"I started my career in the humor speaking business in a Cantu workshop."

--Malcolm Kushner, author The Light Touch: How to Use Humor for Business Success and Public Speaking For Dummies


Legendary comedy coach, John Cantu used to own a comedy club in San Francisco called the Holy City Zoo. Lots of famous comedians started their comedy careers there. But like he would tell you, it’s not important that he worked with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Paula Poundstone, etc. What is important is that he was at the Holy City Zoo when they were just unknown people, learning how to get up in front of other people and communicate using only their voice, their material and their gestures.

This is where most of us find ourselves as speakers. Not famous - just somebody trying to communicate.

When John began giving presentations, he took his many years of running comedy clubs and coaching comedians and applied it to giving speeches.

The results of that experience is here in DVD form, “How Not To Bore Your Audience To Death!

No longer is it necessary to sweat out hundreds of speeches to glean the experience needed to make you a more confident and dynamic speaker.

And anybody can use these techniques!

We know there are three parts of a speech - a beginning, a middle and an end.

But what’s not always clear to us is that there are three parts to a presentation and it doesn’t begin and end with our speaking material. There is our voice and body as well. Vital parts needed to add energy and interest to our presentation.

In this Live Recording, John Cantu gives you specific techniques anyone can use. Specific techniques to add energy and interest not only to your material - but to your voice and body dynamics as well.

TECHNIQUES SUCH AS:


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How to blow your audience out of the water by getting them to identifying with you on an emotional level.

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How to make boring facts and figures interesting.

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How to find the right vocabulary that makes people WANT to hear what you have to say.

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How to rehearse your speech so the audience wants to REMEMBER what you say.

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How to divide up your content so you finish on time and don’t run over.

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How to project your voice.

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How to rehearse with a microphone so it becomes an organic part of your speaking persona.

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How to make your gestures dynamic, natural and big enough for the stage.

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How to be exciting and memorable by learning Robin Williams’ secret for using the platform.

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How to use humor and be bomb proof.

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Timing - what it is and how to get it.

 

With this DVD you’ll discover how to keep your audience’s attention with your voice, body and material using

Easy, can-do techniques anyone can learn and use.


Your workshop "How to Communicate Effectively Without Being Dull or Boring" was a key factor in making PDSWEST'01 a very successful Conference.

Your dynamic workshop received rave reviews. Feedback we received included "I learned more in Cantu's Workshop in the first hour than I learned from the rest of the entire Conference."

--Dan Zook, PDSWEST'01 Track Coordinator

 

And there's MORE!

And in addition to this insightful DVD you will also get the same talk written out in a workbook. All the points covered in the DVD are in this workbook so you can easily study them and easily refresh your memory on each point at a later date as you prepare and rehearse interesting speech after interesting speech.



"Cantu is simply the best humor coach I've met."

--Patricia Fripp, CSP, CPAE and past president of National Speakers Association


"The audience will forgive you anything - except being boring"
--John Cantu

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This DVD and workbook shares with you some tricks, techniques, and principles that all professional communicators use to better connect with their audience. John Cantu learned them from over twenty years of running comedy clubs, seeing pros up close and speaking before audiences.


"To John Cantu, the unsung guru of comedy."

The dedication of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Boardroom: Using Humor in Business Speaking" by Michael Iapoce.

Here's How You Get Started

For anyone who is seriously interested in improving their presentation skills... Order this DVD/workbook for the extraordinary Price of only $39.97!

This DVD & workbook comes with...

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Our guarantee is simple: If, for any reason, you aren't thrilled with your DVD & workbook and don't feel it's worth many, many times what you paid for it, simply let us know and we'll refund 100% of your money. No questions asked. No hassles. You're the sole judge.

The truth is you won't want to ask for a refund. Because once you start using these ingenious techniques and improve your professional standing with your new dynamic speaking skills, you won't want to give up your DVD / workbook for anything.

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You'll be so glad you did -- you'll get everything you need to learn how to entertain your audience and stop boring them to death!

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"Loved your advice on giving the audience specific directions for action. Your pal and admirer.

Susan RoAne
Keynote speaker and best selling author, "How to Work a Room"

"With your coaching I won the Toastmaster's Area & Division speech contests. Your coaching made the difference!"

AnneMarie Clark, Principal of Clark Creative Group

"Your insight and observatios are remarkable. You are providing a valuable service."

Keith McLeod, FCBL, Business Broker of the Year 1996, Small Business Leader of the Year

"Your stuff is so doable! Your professional advice has enabled me to help add humor to my students' and my presentations."

Dr. Abby Lynn Ross

"Using your ideas helped me "close" many more sales and develop a better relationship with my customers.

I found that I could see the decision maker more readily, and communicate sensitive topics with greater ease (such as contentious customer service issues.)

Later, as I started speaking professionally full time, I have consciously used your concepts to gain and maintain audience interest. People learn and listen when it's fun!

Your insight into communication is valuable for everyone who wants to improve their talking skills.


Peter Moritz, corporate consulting, motivational presentations, and personal coaching.

"Most books or articles that I've read on incorporating humor say something like "Look around for funny situations." What I feel is fantastic is the instruction -- the how to's, the techniques, the analysis, the skill building...specific how to's for those of us who really, really, really have to work on being humorous."


Ida Shessel
(Toronto, Canada)
Ida Shessel -- a dynamic interactive facilitator creating positive results focused on your business needs, located in the Toronto area



John Cantu legendary comedy coach

For over 20 years John Cantu coached San Francisco Bay Area comedians and public speakers on effective communication skills that consistently generate laughs from audiences.


As a humor coach he has worked with many professional non-comedian communicators including Patricia Fripp, past president of the National Speakers Association, helping her increase the effectiveness of humor in her presentations.


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